| Ae khuda barsaat ho jaye ek katora
pani bhar jaye aur jo mujhe sms nahin karte unka mobile usme gir
jaye |
Apun dono ki dosti ekdam jakkash hone
mangta; Jakkash bole to Apun HAAR tu MOTI, Apun SABJI tu ROTI.
Apun PANI tu TANKI, Apun TARZAN tu MONKEY. |
| aik tableeghi jamaat k ameer ne safar per rwana
honey se pehle apne sathion ko hadayat ki k jab b wo koi aurat
dekhein to "astaghfirullah" perhein. safar shuru hua per koi
aurat nazar nahi ayee achanak aik sathi ne kaha "astaghfirullah"
baqi sathi bole kidher hai?? kidher hai??? |
utaro jaldi haan jaldi utaro dopatta utaro kameez
utaro jaldi shameez bhi utaro shalwar to zaroor utaro thanx GOD
barish aaney se pehley rassi se sarey kaprey utar liye. |
| AIK PATHAN PAKISTANI FLAG PURCHASE KARNE KE LYE
MARKET GIA. SHOPKEEPER NE USE FLAG NIKAL KAR DIA OR US KA JAWAB
SUN KAR US NE APNA SAR PEET LIA BCZ HE SAID IS MAIN OR COLOR
DIKHAO. |
LUX 13.50/= REXONA8.50/= DOVE25.50/=
CINTHOL10.25/= DETTOL9.50/= IS MEIN SE KOI BHI LEYLOPER YAAR AJJ
NAH A LO PLZ....... |
| Railway mein job karni hai? Rs.88000 milegi ....
...... Kaam yeh ke train ki "Head lights" toot gaye hen aap ko
moam bati le ker train ke aage aage bhagna hai |
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@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@ daikhta kaya
hia????? ye chawania hain Chun le jaldi se, sms karay k kaam
aayen gi .... .....HHHeeee |
| kash ter deye hoye ki tumhey eisi saza mile kash
ter deye hoye ki tumhey eisi saza mile tuje zor se SUSU aaye aur
karne ki koi jaha na mile:) |
Aap Ki Eik Muskarat Ne Hamare Kosh Ura Deye Aap
Ki Eik Muskarat Ne Hamare Kosh Ura Deye Hum Hosh Mein Aane Ki
Wale The Ke Aap Phir Mushkara Dey:) |
| zamana bohat hi kharab ho gaya hai...........har
sawal ka ulta jawab ho gya hai.................na sms na call na
hi koi misscall................har banda hi mobile le kr nawab
ho gaya hai.... |
baadal b ho ghata b ho,BARISH na ho to kya faida....friend
b ho beautiful b ho DEEDAR na ho to kya faida...mobile B ho
balance b ho,sms n a ho to kya faida.....SMs bi ho, fantastic bi
ho ,REPLY na ho to kya faodz |
| It is said that inzamam don`t understand english.
Once commentator asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last
week, is this true?". Inzi said, "Bismillah Hir Rahman Raheem
first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys,
they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. If
they continue we can have another chance |
khidki se dekha Tu Raste Pe Koi Nahi Tha, khidki
se dekha Tu Raste Pe Koi Nahi Tha, Raste Pe Ja Kar Dekha Tu
Khidhki Pe Koi Nahi Tha. fuki |
| tum ne kabhi kabab khaya hai???aray haan kabab to
bhans k gosht se banty hai na???or gosht to bakri ka bhi acha
hota hia, par machli ka to bohat hi mazay ka hota hai, lakin us
main kantay hotay han , kantay to buray hain na , bura to zamana
b hota hia na saman to badal jata hai, badal to log b jatay hai,
kuch log achay hota hai , jaisay Main" acha har koi nahi hota ,
jaisay TUM itna to pta hia na ??? aray yaar kin baaton main uljh
gay ho???? main ne poocha k kabi kabab khaya hai tum ne??????
|
i love you i love you i love you dont be excited
i love other alphabet as well like u-v-w-x-y-z |
| have u ever seen a monkey in plastic
cover???????????? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? no???? dont worry
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! see ur id card ok |
when i send sms 2 u...... it doesn't mean that u
have 2 do the same.... u can also send, fruits, drinks, pizza,
chocolates by coutier,TCS and checks r also accepted |
| last night sheetan called me and ask that h ewant
to disturb good people.i gave him ur #, but he said I cannot
disturb my boss.... |
u r CORROLA of my life, ALTO of my dreams, CITY
of my eyes, BALENO of my thought CIVIC of my job, MERCEDIES of
my love in simple u r trafic jam of my heart |
| An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if
doctor is cute, forget the fruit. |
Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf
Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se
Kha Q Rahi Ho….?? |
| Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se
chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D |
Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti isliye ye lo
apne love letters or mere mujhe wapis karo! Boy bari c basket
samne rakhte howay, Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo! |
