| A sardarji’s boy asked his dad: What
is a grownup joke? Sardar ji replied: any joke which is eighteen
years old |
The devils challenged the angels to a
game of cricket. We have got all the cricketers, said the
Angels. Devils:No problem, we have got all the umpires. |
| Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today
and in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour. When do you
want to start? New employee:In 3 months. |
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho, Har
bar hamara dil dukhatay ho, Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp
gaye, Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho |
| Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, Ik
benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo, Ik subha ko milo aur shaam
kerdo, Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo, |
| Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do Doc: uske liye tumhara
50% dimagh nikalna parega Admi: OK Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal
dia. Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia. |
2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out
n said “Na my wife is better.” 2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.” |
| 1 pathan aero plane me pilot say headphone cheen
leta hai. Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho? Pathan says: Ticket
ka paisa hum bhare aur gana tum akela suney:p |
Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosla sath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hay to aetbar sath rakhna, Agar hamesha
muskurana hay to DAANT saaf rakhna |
| Sardar:Begum aaj chicken bohut maze ki bani hai
kia koi khaas masala lagaya hai ? Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi
jal gai thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi. |
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya, He did
translation: 1.Main aam admi nahi hon I’m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain. Colda & hota r fruits 3.Mujhey bhi
english ati hay English comes 2 me also 4.do ro do chaar. give
and give four. 5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay I belong 2
green pur thousanda:) |
| Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, ik
benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do, ik subha ko milo aur shaam
ker do, Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p |
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife
replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife:
or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k
baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye 9
months & start dancing Balle Balle;-> |
| If dentists make films,?the names will be - *Daant
ho na ho *Jaanam brush karo *Aa ab clean karen *Kabhi teeth
kabhi gum *Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-) |
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir,
skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop
it..!!! |
| Doc 2 Patient : The check which u gave me has
returned back. Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which you gave me
medicine has also returned back. |
Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek
hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-) |
| Captain:Naujawanon come forward. Sardarji does
not move. Captain: You did not move forward, why? Sardarji: oji
you sair 9 jawanon, I was the 10 in line! |
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium? Sardar: NA Professor:What will we get if 1
atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined? Sardar: BANANA |
| Haqiqat samjho ya afsana, Apna samjho ya baigana,
Hamara aapka rishta he purana, Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,
kay garmiyan aa gayi hain, Ab shuru ker do roz nahana! jao nahao
(,?. *,?.) |
Accounts k student ki gaali:- Salay bounced
cheque, Dharti pe liability, Paidaishi bad debt, Dishonoured
bill, Insolvent admi, Khandan ka net loss, tu paida kion howa ? |
| A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him: dad
why do you keep on telling everyone that your dying of AIDS. He
replied: “So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom” |
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a
bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. |
