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Funny sms in urdu

Funny SMS in Urdu

sharab hai to mai-khane banee husan hai to dewane banee ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai tabhe to pagal khane banee Fa=40/ Rexona=35/ Safeguard=30/ Lux=40/ lifeboy=15/ Silk=30/ Imperial=20/ Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo…plz…hahahaha
Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM …KAPKAPATAY HONT….LARKHARATI AAWAZ…THARTHARATA BADAN …mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI….. Erz kiya hai..Hum to ashiq hain ap ke Shadi bhi ap say krain gay…Per tomray abba ammi hum say larin gay…Hum phir gusai main aa ker qatal na ker dalin…Kiya qatal to sari umer jail main guzarin gay haha!!!!
Erz Kiya hai..Haseeno na niklo ghar say mera dil beqrar hota hai…..per kiya kerun us waqt Mera Abba v naal hota hai! Taj mahal kiya chez hia main to us se bada mahal banaoun ga aree mumtaaz to marke dafan hoi thi main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaoun ga./td>
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you? Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don’t forget.
Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don’t forget. At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! pass on
How Dogs and Women are alike….. Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A: About 45 pounds!! Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir- darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar!
Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,counting phir bhi na rukhay usi ko kameenapan kehtay hai. Masoom se ek larki thy, sms92.com per sms karti thy, ek larkay per vo marty thy, baten piyary karti thy, per house number deynay se vo darty thy.
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly. Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho ,Ek Tusi itrandey bohat ho,Dil kar da hai tuhano dinner tay lay jawan per tusi khandey v bohat ho.
Zindage mein aisa koi lumha na aaya..Har pal na ho too mujhe yaad aya..Dunya men aisi koi exhibition na hoge..Jis men kunjoose ka award aap ne na ho paya!! Submitted By : Orient Think, Submitted On : Nov 23, 2005 Teri Maa Di Tere Peo Di Teri Behan Di Tere Bra Di Teri Babi Di Tere Pure Khandan Di Te Meri v Tu Jan Hai
Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega, Chand Lamhon Men Exzm Sar Pe Ajayega, Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo, Warna Paas Kia Munna Bhai Karwae Ga!!!! Reh Reh Kar Mujh Ko Ek Hi Khayal Ata Hay Woh Kambukht Na Janay Kon Say Sabun Say Nahata Hay
I have started luving ‘U’… I know it sounds rediculous but I can’t control my feelings 4 ‘U’. Some time later I’ll start luving more ALPHABETS…! I’ve seen angels in the sky, I’ve seen snow fall in July, I’ve seen things you could only imagine to see or do, But I still haven’t seen anything sweeter than you!

 

life without u is impossible.. u r n my breath n blood.. i can’t spend a sec without u.. 4 u left me i’ll die.. 0oye hell0oo i m talking abt oxygen 😉 hahahaha……. REPEAT THESE LINES ATLEAST 2 HOURS EVERYDAY AFTER NAMAZ OUTSIDE THE MOSQUE & U WILL B A MILLIONAIRE WITHIN FEW MONTHS   “Allah k naam pay day day baba”
If u hide, i’ll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i’ll search 4 u. If u’ll leave, i’ll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i’ll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i’ll kill you. This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi,Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi,Chal MOR jaisi,Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi,Acha hota agar Koi 1 Aadat Bhi Insanon Wali Hoti Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil: Moon… Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it.
maine lina se pyaar kiya lekin woh choti thi phir maine meena se pyaar kiya lekin woh moti thi uske baad maine tina se pyaar kiya lekin woh khoti thi…. Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai…..
Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Kaise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai…. A drunk sardar fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: “Sardar ji ki hoya?” He said”pata nahin main v hune aya haan”!!!
Go To Page>> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 When i was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there. When i was unhappy you were there. Now i have understood ki beta saare fasaad ki jad hi tu hai. Suna Hai k aap ki Ek Smile Per Log Martay Hai…………………. So Keep Smiling 2 reduce Population:-)
Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari, Hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari, Ye sms milte hi 1 sms bhej dena, Kyuki hame bilkul pasand nahi Udhari Arey o burai _ ki _ murat . . ! paap ki tasvir…! bewafai ki ziindaa misaal..! matlabi insaan..! dhokebaz . . . aisi koi bhi quality tere me nahi hai, U R a NICE friend.
Barsaat ki raat ek bheegi ladki bheega badan bheegi zulfe bheege hont uss se nazrein mili dekh kar aisa laga kal ye100% bimar Hogi.. Chalo sms sms khelte hain. Pehle tum sms karo, Phir tum karo, Phir se tum karo, ek baar phir tum karo, Bus Baki kal Khelenge!!!
My eyes-miss u My feelins-luv u My mind-calls u My life is u. i’ll die without u. I love u.. aisa teri wali muje bolti hai “sambhal usko”. Agar do pipal ke ped ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge Socho Socho? Socho Socho? Us rassi ko bolenge ‘NOKIA’-connecting pipal ! 🙂
Ravan had 20 eyes but sighted Only 1 women.You have 2 eyes and sight every Women.To asli Ravan kaun? tu kameene aur kaun!Ab hans mat besharam. Teacher: Apna character saaf rakhne ke liye har aurat ko apni MAA samajna chahiye. Student: har aurat ko apni MAA samju to mere baap ke character ka kya hoga?
Pyar me kabhi petrol nahi hota, Pyar ke safar me kabhi puncture nahi hota…. Pyar to woh gaadi hai dear, Jisme kabhi do se zyada passenger nahi hota… Bas yahi tak tha saath hamara … intezar hi karte rahe hum tumhara … kab hogi is kambhakat mobile mein roshini… aur kab ayega sms aapka..
Msg ka lain dain yuhi chalta rahega, pyar ka silsila barta rahega, aap delete karte reh jaoge, per apka dil or cell hamare pyar bhare sms se barta rahega. Dil ka dard ko Dil Tornay Wale Kiya Jane Pyar K Riwajon Ko Yeh Zamana kiya Jane Hoti hai Kitni Taklif Qabar Main Wo Upar se Phool Rakhne Wala Kiya Jane

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