| life without u is impossible.. u r n
my breath n blood.. i can't spend a sec without u.. 4 u left me
i'll die.. 0oye hell0oo i m talking abt oxygen ;) hahahaha....... |
REPEAT THESE LINES ATLEAST 2 HOURS
EVERYDAY AFTER NAMAZ OUTSIDE THE MOSQUE & U WILL B A MILLIONAIRE
WITHIN FEW MONTHS "Allah k naam pay day day baba" |
| If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll
search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m
me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.
|
This is the telephone terrorist team. While
receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus
should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be
disabled, unless you are ugly. |
| Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi,Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi,Chal
MOR jaisi,Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi,Acha hota agar Koi 1 Aadat Bhi
Insanon Wali Hoti |
Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun
or the moon? Pupil: Moon... Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon
gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us
light only in the day time when we don't need it. |
| maine lina se pyaar kiya lekin woh choti thi phir
maine meena se pyaar kiya lekin woh moti thi uske baad maine
tina se pyaar kiya lekin woh khoti thi.... |
Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice
and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool
ki to baat hi alag hoti hai..... |
| Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine
Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Kaise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai..
Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai.... |
A drunk sardar fails from 3rd floor. People
gather around & ask: "Sardar ji ki hoya?" He said"pata nahin
main v hune aya haan"!!! |
| Go To Page>> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 When i
was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there. When i
was unhappy you were there. Now i have understood ki beta saare
fasaad ki jad hi tu hai. |
Suna Hai k aap ki Ek Smile Per Log Martay Hai......................
So Keep Smiling 2 reduce Population:-) |
| Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari, Hame lagti
hai ye rasam badi pyari, Ye sms milte hi 1 sms bhej dena, Kyuki
hame bilkul pasand nahi Udhari |
Arey o burai _ ki _ murat . . ! paap ki tasvir...!
bewafai ki ziindaa misaal..! matlabi insaan..! dhokebaz . . .
aisi koi bhi quality tere me nahi hai, U R a NICE friend. |
| Barsaat ki raat ek bheegi ladki bheega badan
bheegi zulfe bheege hont uss se nazrein mili dekh kar aisa laga
kal ye100% bimar Hogi.. |
Chalo sms sms khelte hain. Pehle tum sms karo,
Phir tum karo, Phir se tum karo, ek baar phir tum karo, Bus Baki
kal Khelenge!!! |
| My eyes-miss u My feelins-luv u My mind-calls u
My life is u. i'll die without u. I love u.. aisa teri wali muje
bolti hai "sambhal usko". |
Agar do pipal ke ped ko ek rassi se bandh diya
jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge Socho Socho? Socho Socho? Us
rassi ko bolenge 'NOKIA'-connecting pipal ! :-) |
| Ravan had 20 eyes but sighted Only 1 women.You
have 2 eyes and sight every Women.To asli Ravan kaun? tu kameene
aur kaun!Ab hans mat besharam. |
Teacher: Apna character saaf rakhne ke liye har
aurat ko apni MAA samajna chahiye. Student: har aurat ko apni
MAA samju to mere baap ke character ka kya hoga? |
| Pyar me kabhi petrol nahi hota, Pyar ke safar me
kabhi puncture nahi hota.... Pyar to woh gaadi hai dear, Jisme
kabhi do se zyada passenger nahi hota... |
Bas yahi tak tha saath hamara ... intezar hi
karte rahe hum tumhara ... kab hogi is kambhakat mobile mein
roshini... aur kab ayega sms aapka.. |
| Msg ka lain dain yuhi chalta rahega, pyar ka
silsila barta rahega, aap delete karte reh jaoge, per apka dil
or cell hamare pyar bhare sms se barta rahega. |
Dil ka dard ko Dil Tornay Wale Kiya Jane Pyar K
Riwajon Ko Yeh Zamana kiya Jane Hoti hai Kitni Taklif Qabar Main
Wo Upar se Phool Rakhne Wala Kiya Jane |
